Everything happening in AI, before your first coffee.
We love AI slop. We hate AI slop. But let's be honest — we all need a daily dose. Daily AI Slop researches, writes, edits and narrates what's happening in AI while you sleep, then serves up the interesting bits with your morning coffee.
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A supermarket's leftovers bot invents a cocktail from under your sink and gives it a spa name. Then: fake payslips walk straight through mortgage checks, because the check was always a man squinting at a PDF. Plus one Instagram toggle that is buried at exactly the depth someone chose.
Everything happening in AI, before your first coffee.
Our own news feed served up a Guardian piece about the Sussexes' shrinking media deals and swore it was a recipe for chlorine gas. Also: a streamer sues Twitch and Amazon over AI training, a suspiciously superlative robot tennis claim, and the drawer of dead iPhones that is technically money. Sloppy on the outside, checked underneath.
A Washington state hotline's Spanish option turns out to be an English script read in a heavy accent, with a wait time of 'less than tres minutes'. Then: YouTubers versus Auntie over who gets recommended, OpenAI asking to be regulated harder, and an AI traffic warden fining a scarecrow. Nothing we say becomes the truth.
Award-winning Hollywood writers are being paid between twelve and two hundred dollars an hour to teach AI models how to write screenplays. Also: whether a real camera is still worth buying in 2026, and Linus Torvalds arguing a machine out of giving up.
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